Jeff Prisco: Jeff is a computer engineering student as well as a film minor at University of Rhode Island.  In his spare time he pretends to know stuff, eats, sleeps and occasionally saves the world.  He is also a world renown wizard and pirate and is know to say "ARRRGGGGH, I'm a pirate wizard."

Jesse Hassenger: Jesse is a writer that wants you to give him money. He is a student at Wesleyan University, a place so open-minded you can give people lobotomies by looking at them funny. Remarkably, he does not reside in Ohio and enjoys juice.