| Month |
Disease |
January '00 | Attention Deficit Disorder | February '00 | Sweeps |
| March '00 | Asthma | |
| April '00 - Sept. '00 | As you may or may not know, we had many brand new diseases for this time period, but ICFL forced us to take them down. If you are upset about internet censorship please write your local representatives and tell them how censorship effects honest, truthful, non-lying people like us. | |
| October '00 | Satanism | |
| November '00 | The Common Plague (more censorship) | |
| December '00 | Nog-induced Coma (the man continues keeping us down) | |
| January '01 | Whooping Cough |